Profile: Ants.
Areas of Interest: survival.
Areas of Interest: survival.

| Personal data. | |
| Full name: | no individual names, just rank & occupation. |
| Date of birth: | ongoing. |
| Zodiac sign: | all. |
| Your good qualities: | disciplined, industrious, selfless. |
| Bad qualities: | not particularly imaginative. |
| Gender: | female (mostly). |
| Location: | Pinky's AntFarm™. |
| Height: | we are very, very small. |
| Weight: | almost insignificant. |
| Shoe size: | no shoes. |
| Color: | black. |
| Eye colour: | also black. |
| Piercings: | no. |
| Tattoos: | never. |
| Hobbies: | no time for hobbies. |
| Interests/Likes: | no time for interests. |
| Dislikes: | salt, Raid, hot sand. |
| Best friend: | Pinky is our leader. |
| Worst enemy: | sometimes Pinky forgets to feed us. |
| Pets: | aphids (when available). |
Favorites. | |
| Favorite color: | black. |
| Least Favorite color: | red. |
| Favorite movies: | whatever Pinky's watching. |
| Favorite school subject: | math. |
| Favorite personal belonging: | don't believe in ownership of things. |
| Favorite smell: | food! |
| Favorite actors/actresses: | don't know, don't care. |
| Favorite quote: | no time for reading. |
| Favorite animal: | any dead animal will do. |
| Least Favorite animal: | sadistic children with magnifying glasses. |
| Favorite place: | in the shade. |
| Favorite time: | pupa stage. |
| Favorite season: | fall. |
| Favorite food: | not picky. |
| Favorite candy: | again - not picky. |
| Favorite family member: | ??! (we're all the same) |
| Fantasies: | PinkyFarm™ |
| What do you think of love? | interesting concept. |
Which do you prefer? | |
| Sun or moon: | moon. |
| Bananas or apples: | bananas somewhat easier to carry. |
| Pepsi or Mountain Dew: | they taste exactly the same. |
| Cows or horses: | either, if dead. if alive - horses. |
| Chicken Pox or the Measles: | totally irrelevant. |
| Rotten fish or rotten eggs: | both tasty. |
| Running or biking: | running. |
| Dogs or cats: | cats don't mess with us. |
| Halloween or Christmas: | both occasions produce sufficient debris. |
| Old or new: | old. preferably falling apart. |
| Liberal or conservative: | conservative. |
| Seven or nine: | nine (more = better). |
| Checkered or striped: | from our perspective, they are the same. |
| Earthquake or tornado: | earthquake. |
| Tornado or chocolates: | tornados not edible. |
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