Profile: Ants.

Areas of Interest: survival.




Personal data.
Full name: no individual names, just rank & occupation.
Date of birth: ongoing.
Zodiac sign: all.
Your good qualities: disciplined, industrious, selfless.
Bad qualities: not particularly imaginative.
Gender: female (mostly).
Location: Pinky's AntFarm™.
Height: we are very, very small.
Weight: almost insignificant.
Shoe size: no shoes.
Color: black.
Eye colour: also black.
Piercings: no.
Tattoos: never.
Hobbies: no time for hobbies.
Interests/Likes: no time for interests.
Dislikes: salt, Raid, hot sand.
Best friend: Pinky is our leader.
Worst enemy: sometimes Pinky forgets to feed us.
Pets: aphids (when available).

Favorites.
Favorite color: black.
Least Favorite color: red.
Favorite movies: whatever Pinky's watching.
Favorite school subject: math.
Favorite personal belonging: don't believe in ownership of things.
Favorite smell: food!
Favorite actors/actresses: don't know, don't care.
Favorite quote: no time for reading.
Favorite animal: any dead animal will do.
Least Favorite animal: sadistic children with magnifying glasses.
Favorite place: in the shade.
Favorite time: pupa stage.
Favorite season: fall.
Favorite food: not picky.
Favorite candy: again - not picky.
Favorite family member: ??! (we're all the same)
Fantasies: PinkyFarm™
What do you think of love? interesting concept.

Which do you prefer?
Sun or moon: moon.
Bananas or apples: bananas somewhat easier to carry.
Pepsi or Mountain Dew: they taste exactly the same.
Cows or horses: either, if dead. if alive - horses.
Chicken Pox or the Measles: totally irrelevant.
Rotten fish or rotten eggs: both tasty.
Running or biking: running.
Dogs or cats: cats don't mess with us.
Halloween or Christmas: both occasions produce sufficient debris.
Old or new: old. preferably falling apart.
Liberal or conservative: conservative.
Seven or nine: nine (more = better).
Checkered or striped: from our perspective, they are the same.
Earthquake or tornado: earthquake.
Tornado or chocolates: tornados not edible.




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