Archives: June, 2008


June 7th, 2008 (Saturday)

My Memory Gets Worse

In one of our episodes (I think? no?) we credited Alex Carey for this neat quote:

“The 20th century has been characterized by three developments of great political importance: the growth of democracy, the growth of corporate power, and the growth of corporate propaganda as a means of protecting corporate power against democracy.”

I can’t remember which episode that was. At any rate it’s a nice quote so I’m going to park it here for the time being, so that others may enjoy it. Maybe I’ll remember later.

Anyway I came across the above quote again today while doing some research on “democracy”. Which led me to another gem, this one by Abbie Hoffman:

“You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists.”

While I was washing dishes I was trying to think of who, in America right now, is speaking out and doing things in a way most similar to what Abbie Hoffman did in the 60’s, 70’s, and 80’s?

I can’t really think of anybody.

~ pinky

[ Bunny: I don't think we ever used that first quote in an episode. I did cite that quote in one of my entries last year though - I think that's where you saw it... ]

[ Bunny (6/15): We just got an e-mail that suggests Ron Paul is the new Abbie Hoffman. Seriously? Is Oprah the new Bobby Seale? ]

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June 16th, 2008 (Monday)

My Problem with Loose Change

Pinky and I have been getting lots of e-mails since forever asking us what we think of the documentary Loose Change. For those of you who don’t know, Loose Change is a documentary film that claims that 9-11 was an ‘inside job’, perpetrated by the U.S. government. I guess because we tend to be critical of the U.S. people automatically assume we’re going to love the conclusions of this film.

Well, all you Loose Change fans can stop e-mailing now. Pinky and I finally sat down and watched it last night, and I had to summon every bit of my patience just to sit through the whole thing. It was bad. The saddest thing about this film is that it tries to make believe it’s performing carefully-reasoned forensic inquiry. So embarrassing.

Just to be clear, I have no idea if the U.S. government had anything to do with 9-11. If somebody could provide me with a credible ’smoking gun’ document or some other evidence that proves that a small group of crazy elites within the U.S. government planned, coordinated, and carried out the whole thing, of course I would be fascinated and I would study that evidence very carefully. But nothing like that is in this documentary.

[ watch Loose Change at Google Video ]

- Posted by Bunny.

[ Note from Kim: Did Pinky like Loose Change? ]

[ Bunny: No. ]

[ Kim: You know from studying history that the U.S. government has done lots of things like this before, especially in other countries, right? So why doesn't it seem possible to you that there might have been somebody in the U.S. government that wanted to organize such a thing? Or maybe they just created 'an opening' so that someone else (like terrorists) who really wanted to do something bad would then be able to carry it out? ]

[ Bunny: I'm not saying it's impossible. In fact your second scenario has been one of our favorite 'regime change' methodologies of the post-WWII era. But mainly I just wanted to write this diary entry in order to point out that this documentary sucks. Because we've been getting so many e-mails about it. That's all. ]

[ Pinky: Kim, when you mention terrorists in your question to Bunny, who are you talking about? ]

[ Kim: Okay, I can see where you're going with that. I guess terrorists can be anybody who uses terror as a way to get what they want. It's like Daisy was pointing out, we have agencies right here in the U.S. that export terrorism to all over the planet. Thanks. ]

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June 17th, 2008 (Tuesday)

Angry Internet Mob Defends Loose Change

As expected, we received several angry e-mails today from readers who didn’t appreciate my post from yesterday. Apparently Pinky and I have an obligation to believe what they believe - that the U.S. government is responsible for plotting and carrying out the Sept. 11, 2001 attacks:

“I find it hard to believe that after considering the evidence you still aren’t willing to conceed that the government may be responsible. What do you need besides a mountain of evidence? Did you even watch the whole film? In your so-called review you never list exactly what was wrong with the documentary. Do you think that just because a bunch of people organize themselves into a government then they are automatically incapable of conspiring against the American people? You pose as people suspicious of abuse of power but in the end you are just not ready to see the big picture. I dare you to post this in your sacred blog.”

I think this one is fairly representative of the other e-mails we received today. I don’t want to spend time crafting a carefully worded response to all of them so I’ll just respond to the above one with a simple list of statements (sorry, it’s just faster):

1. The evidence was weak. Should I be swayed by a mountain of weak evidence? You don’t create a compelling argument by stringing together a long list of possibly-related (or not) documents, events, pictures, diagrams, video, thoughts, opinions, possibilities, and musings. That’s not evidence. That’s a collection of stuff.

2. Yes, I did watch the whole film. Which didn’t help - the whole thing was bad.

3. I didn’t “review” Loose Change. I just wanted to point out that Pinky and I watched it and we thought it wasn’t good. At all. I only wanted to mention this because lots of people had e-mailed us “highly recommending”
that we watch the film, presumably because they thought we’d enjoy it. Well we finally watched it and hey, I hated it.

4. Do you really think that I think that governments are incapable of crimes? Are you stupid?

5. We are cats.

6. I don’t know exactly what “The Big Picture” (as you so neatly put it) really is, but I’m fairly certain that conspiracy theories isn’t it. Why not study the history of Hawaii (1893), Iran (1953), Guatemala (1954), or Chile (1973)? Or for that matter Mystic (1637), Sand Creek (1864), or Yucca Mountain (right now)? These histories clearly have much to teach us about “abuse of power”, and yet none of them fall into the category of “conspiracy theory”.

I’m sure some who sent notes today will not be satisfied with the above, and that’s fine. Thanks.

- Bunny

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June 18th, 2008 (Wednesday)

Bunny Mailbag: Events; Pinky’s not gay; Animal Eating; etc.

In response to yesterday’s diary entry, a reader wrote:

“Hi Bunny… I want to learn about those events or at list acknowledge them but it’s really hard to find the things that you meant. Can you give the name of the events/wars that you listed - Hawaii (1893), Iran (1953), Guatemala (1954), Chile (1973), Mystic (1637), Sand Creek (1864), or Yucca Mountain). I will so appreciate it.”

Fair enough. Here’s a quickie list.

Hawaii, 1893: overthrow of Hawaiian government w/ direct support of U.S. military. Five years later the U.S. annexed Hawaii and over a 100 years later Native Hawaiians still don’t have their land or sovereignty back.

Iran, 1953: “Regime change” as we like to call it. Mossadegh deposed via CIA covert ops (Operation Ajax) and the U.S.-friendly Shah installed.

Guatemala, 1954: President Arbenz overthrown via U.S.-orchestrated coup d’etat. Long line of U.S.-friendly dictators maintained afterwards.

Chile, 1973: President Allende overthrown via U.S.-assisted coup d’etat. U.S.-friendly dictator (Pinochet) assumes power.

Mystic, Connecticut, 1637: Massacre of Pequots.

Sand Creek, Colorado, 1864: Massacre of Cheyenne and Arapaho.

Yucca Mountain, Nevada: Massacre of Native Lands (i.e., the U.S. government is trying to put the largest nuclear waste dump ever designed into these mountains; read the Treaty of Ruby Valley (1863) - the Western Shoshone never ceded Newe Sogobia to the United States). I put this in the list because it is directly connected to 500 years of genocide, exploitation, and disrespect of Native peoples and lands.

This is only a tiny sampling, obviously there are many more.

If you want to learn more about the ideological foundations that tends to produce these kinds of occurrences, I recommend Facing West: The Metaphysics of Inidan-Hating & Empire Building by Richard Drinnon. Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States, 1492-Present is also a good place to start.

E-mail number two:

“Hi Pinky, I’ve been meaning to ask you and I don’t mean to be too personal but are you by any chance a lesbian? I was wondering if that was the reason why you have made several references to gay rights on your website. Best, Dana”

Obviously I’m not Pinky but I’ll answer anyway: Pinky’s not a lesbian. We talk about gay rights sometimes because we don’t like discrimination, not because of our own sexual orientations.

Next e-mail:

“Do you guys eat meat?”

Answer: Pinky is a vegetarian. A few months after Pinky decided to do that Kim also decided to become a vegetarian. I usually don’t eat “meat” but if I’m really hungry and some lazy bird comes walking by of course I’ll have a go at it. Mimi eats whatever.

That’s enough e-mails for today.

- Bunny

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June 19th, 2008 (Thursday)

Fire Extinguishers: Very Useful

Today I accidentally started an oven fire when I was trying to make frozen french fries (I like french fries). I was pre-heating the oven to 400°F when I went back to my computer for a few more minutes of script writing. Bad idea! I started smelling smoke a couple minutes later and when I went to go check what was going on the oven was already on fire. It’s a good thing I had a fire extinguisher nearby. I shot the stove with it and the fire was out in 1 second. That’s the first time in my life I’ve ever had a chance to use a fire extinguisher, and suddenly I have a new respect for them. Spending $10 for a small one is infinitely better than watching your trailer burn down to the ground!

1. Never leave a stove unattended, not even for a little while.

2. Always have a fire extinguisher around.

When I saw the fire, which was actually pretty big by the time I saw it, I thought for a couple of seconds “Hmm… how do I put that out?” before remembering we bought a fire extinguisher a couple of years ago. I hope everybody reading this who don’t already have a one around the house goes and buys one right away. If it’s not roasting a marshmallow, fire is really scary!

I ended up making the french fries on the stove top (the burners still work), but it doesn’t taste as good as baked.

Go buy a fire extinguisher!

Your friend,
pinky

[ note from Kim: Pinky, marshmallows are not vegetarian-friendly. They have gelatin in them, which usually comes from animal hides, bones, or hoofs-n-stuff. ]

[ Bunny: That's a myth - gelatin isn't made of hoofs. But still, you two should probably stay away from Jell-O if you want to avoid the boiled pig skin. Also true of Gummy Bears and many cheesecakes. ]

[ Kim: NOOOOOO!!! NOT CHEESECAKES!!! ]

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June 29th, 2008 (Sunday)

Third World, Underdeveloped, or…?

Tonight we received a thoughtful e-mail I’d like to share with you.

Dear Pinky Show,

I want to first commend your production. I think what you guys are doing is revolutionary. I can tell the Pinky Show will be huge in the near future.

However, I just wanted to make one small request. I feel that “3rd world” is a very derogatory term for underdeveloped countries. During my years at GSU, which is one of the most diverse universities in America (over 100 different countries from all over the world give or take), I’ve learned that these terms — 1st, 2nd, and 3rd world — psychologically changes the actual perception of political and financial status of a country. It doesn’t portray that the country is simply not as industrialized or technologically equipped to handle present day fast-paced society. It portrays that the country is of a different origin, as if it doesn’t belong. It’s hierarchical. According to my anthropology professor (unnamed for privacy purposes) who is an expert in his field, these terms were created to clearly exhibit the country into an impenetrable negative connotation. Example: Africa ’s countries are considered 3rd world but we forget that Africa contains Dubai City, one of the richest cities. How can it be 3rd world if it has such a place as Dubai? However, one cannot debate the fact Africa itself is underdeveloped, always in constant turmoil. Not to mention many don’t even use the terms 2nd or 1st world for any other country, let alone know what a 2nd world country is. Yet, why do we still continue using 3rd world??

Do you understand what I’m trying to convey? I know I may not be explaining it as well as my professor but I know my email is quite long already. Therefore, I shall conclude that we should strike out these derogatory and demeaning hierarchical labeling and merely describe a country as underdeveloped or not as developed as so and so.

Thank you for you time and consideration.

Lisa
Georgia State University

I really like it that people are willing to sit down and write these kinds of e-mails to us. We learn a lot by reading them. In this case we (Bunny, Daisy, and I) have talked about “Third World” vs. “underdeveloped” vs. X, Y, and Z, but maybe it is time to revisit the question. For the time being though, I thought it might be good if I wrote a quick reply to Lisa’s e-mail.

Hi Lisa. I agree with you that the term “Third World” is derogatory. I think the term is unpleasant because it will always be tied to a world view in which some people and places are considered worthy of subjugation and exploitation by other people and places. That kind of logic is hurtful at its core. I do agree with you that how we use language is always a political act, and I would like to use a term that doesn’t encourage people to think of places like Nicaragua, Haiti, or Cameroon as backwards, inferior, or lesser.

On the other hand, I would like to challenge the use of words like “underdeveloped.” Personally I find this word equally offensive and maybe even more insidious. The logic of development begins with the assumption of absence. In the eyes of the developed, the underdeveloped have nothing of value - not even an understanding of their own situation. The remedy for this inferiority is often an infusion of outsider cash, contracts, and projects. All of these things come with many strings attached, although self-determination isn’t one of them.

A lot of questions pop into mind when I start thinking about development: Is industrialization really progress? What are the unspoken assumptions and values of ‘development’? Why is it that there always seems to be more development work going on in regions that promise future material benefits to the developers and aid-givers? What would happen if underdeveloped countries were able to participate in the global economy on their own terms, rather than terms set by the dominant players?

I also don’t believe that a country can be “simply not as industrialized”, or not “technologically equipped to handle present day fast-paced society”. Underdeveloped countries are the way they are on purpose - I’m willing to bet that they’d probably all have radically different social and economic realities if there weren’t certain powerful entities sitting (or is it shitting?) on them. So “development” is not a matter of random, historical happenstance. (I’m not saying this is what you meant, but I just wanted to point to the apparent lack of active, oppressive agents in your choice of wording…)

In some ways I prefer the more old-fashioned languages of description/oppression. They are so blatant. The new ways of speaking are so slippery by comparison - they’re often successful in avoiding the unpleasant connotations, but in actuality they continue to refer to the same, sturdy systems of oppression. To me it seems like language is shifting quite rapidly toward fairness, but not surprisingly the more savage aspects of lived reality remain intact.

Actually, I can think of many examples in which the use of nicer, more enlightened language is actually instrumental in cultivating and maintaining inequity. For example, I think there must be several million people running around out there who would never allow themselves to condone the concept or practices of colonialism. Yet those same people are willing to uncritically accept globalization, including the most predatory aspects of it. Which reminds me of the old saying, “Old wine, new bottle.”

That’s all I wrote so far. I’ll have to sit down with the others (Bunny, Mimi, Kim, Daisy, etc.) and ask them what they’d like to do with the term “Third World.” Maybe we can come up with something better. In the past, when we’ve worked with people from “the Third World” (see? I have to put it in quotes now!) they’ve introduced us to a few possible replacement terms - Global South, The South, Two-thirds World, etc. But really there’s no uncontested term that everyone seems to like. The only thing that we can all agree on is that things are not fair and we’ll keep throwing stones at the machine until we can no longer throw stones.

~ pinky

[ note from Bunny: Oh great, I can just imagine all the hate mail (or just confused mail) this entry is going to generate: "Hey Pinky, Why do you hate poor people? Do you think not having any clean drinking water or healthy food to eat is cool???" Stuff like that. ]

[ Pinky: If development was only about guaranteeing clean drinking water, healthy food, peace, and freedom for everybody, nobody would have a problem with it. ]

[ Bunny: Not true. There are certain classes of people in this world that definitely profit from starvation & endless conflict. ]

[ Kim: How about from now on we all agree to call third world countries "Awesome Number One" instead? ]

[ Bunny: lol to Kim. ]

[ Daisy: The term "development" generally passes uncontested because most people who use it don't see anything wrong with the dominant values it represents or the specific kind of development-work it enables. Obviously the word defines a certain set of countries as needing to 'get developed'. This is called "Development as The Solution". Predictably, the nature of the so-called solution doesn't ever need to be interrogated. And why should it? Because doesn't development always come from the superior side of civilization? This is the arrogance and racism inherent to mainstream development-thinking. And should these assumptions ever be questioned, one can easily invoke the logic that development is the natural opposite to starvation, disease, and shorter life-expectancy. In this way anyone who questions development logically wishes a short, miserable life on the undeveloped. Case closed. ]

[ Pinky: I think Lisa raised something really good to talk about. Wouldn't it be nice if we could all sit down together and do something like a round table... Maybe we could invite her professor? We could add it to the Conversations area. What do you guys think? ]

[ Bunny: Do we not have enough projects underway already? ]

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June 30th, 2008 (Monday)

Unpopular? Suppress Them With Violence.

Remember the last time you woke up in the morning and thought to yourself, “Gee, I really feel like overthrowing a poor, relatively defenseless country’s government today…”? Happens all the time right?

While these kinds of thoughts may be fairly common, of course you don’t follow through and actually do these kinds of things. And why not? Well, for starters, you probably don’t own an aircraft carrier, or even a few helicopters. And more importantly, everybody knows that taking over somebody else’s country is more complicated than just rolling into their capital with a few tanks. The bigger problem is always ‘The Population’. How will you keep them under your thumb? Because post-coup d’etat, typically the people of your target country are going to be very edgy-cranky. Nobody enjoys having their sovereignty pissed on.

Thankfully, the U.S. government has written a very useful guide to help you deal with exactly these kinds of inconveniences. WikiLeaks has released a U.S. military counterinsurgency manual to the public: US Army Field Manual FM 31-20-3, Foreign Internal Defense Tactics Techniques and Procedures for Special Forces (2004 edition). Here is the summary from the WikiLeaks website:

This sensitive US military counterinsurgency manual could be critically described as “What we learned about running death squads and propping up corrupt governments in Latin America and how to apply it to other places”

The document, which is official US Special Forces policy, directly advocates training paramilitaries, pervasive surveillance, censorship, press control, restrictions on labor unions & political parties, suspending habeas corpus, warrantless searches, detainment without charge, bribery, employing terrorists, false flag operations, concealing human rights abuses from journalists, and extensive use of “psychological operations” (propaganda) to make these and other “population & resource control” measures palatable.

Interested?

[ Download the whole manual here ] (PDF file, 219 pages, 1.2 MB)

That’s what I call some Useful Information!

Now drop that ridiculous scrapbook shit (scrapbooking is NOT a real hobby!) and go take over a country or something.

- Bunny

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