Archives: June, 2009


June 6th, 2009 (Saturday)

Extra 30 Minutes Before Bed Yields Yet Another T-Shirt Design

Thirty minutes ago I was somewhere between too tired to work and not quite sleepy enough to fall asleep immediately if I’d climbed into bed. So I decided to make another t-shirt design (as if we didn’t already have too many). Here it is:

I made this because today Kim and I were talking about how lately Bunny has been the grumpiest thing ever. So grumpy.

Okay, now it’s 3:30am and I’m really ready for bed. Goodnight!

pinky

[ Bunny: Okay, so I'm grumpy for a few days in a row. Who cares. Not like I talk to you guys everyday. I would like it better if it said "NOT A LOLCAT". ]

[ Kim: Maybe you don't say anything but we still have to look at your big, grumpy face all day and your stomping around with your big feet. And you keep on going "grrr" and "rrgh!" and stuff like that, which is really annoying when I'm trying to concentrate on drinking my coffee. ]

[ Bunny: Excuse me for living. ]

[ Kim: I'll excuse you for being so grumpy if you put a bag over your head. ]

[ Bunny: Same effect if I put a bag over your head.]

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June 7th, 2009 (Sunday)

Burned Kitty Needs Help

May 25: Doakes and Riggs got caught in a house fire. Riggs perished in the fire, somehow Doakes found a way to survive. He needs a lot of medical care now, please help him out.

<-Doakes.

Posted by Bunny.

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June 8th, 2009 (Monday)

The Challenge: How To Kill Faster, and From Farther Away

Every day, Bunny and I try to find at least a little bit of time to sit and chat about what we’d like to see happen during our lifetime. Sometimes we discuss desirable futures that lie beyond our approaching deaths. We know we won’t be able to achieve all of it - in fact, much of the things we end up talking about invariably involves the efforts of many others we aren’t even in communication with. But still, we think it’s important to keep our eyes focused on the future even as we do our day to day work with our minds and bodies rooted firmly in the present.

One of the reasons why we started making time for this kind of (symbolic?) conversation a few years ago, was the realization that our ideological adversaries have been engaged in this kind of productive-dreaming for a long time. They’ve got the process institutionalized. And while we may not want the same things they want, we are very impressed with their ability to make their dreams come true. Just a few examples: the machine gun, the atom bomb, the ICBM. Now the professional dreamers at the Pentagon are imagining up a new class of weaponry - it’s called PGS, short for Prompt Global Strike. Given their creativity and the enormous material resources they have at their disposal, I would not be surprised if eventually PGS becomes real.


Illustration from Popular Mechanics‘ Render Room.

Basically PGS works like this: 1) You find out - somehow (satellite, unmanned spy drone, or even some old-fashioned form of “intelligence” gathering) - that there is a person or a group of people somewhere, doing something, that you’d really like to kill. They can be thousands of miles away or even on the other side of the planet. 2) You input your “intelligence” into a computer, which then feeds the information to a super-high-speed missile, and press the big red ‘DIE’ button. 3) The missle launches, travels to its far-away destination via the exoatmosphere at hypersonic speed, then falls down on the unsuspecting target (and, presumably, any other non-lucky non-targets in close proximity) and *poof* - the ‘target’ is ‘neutralized’. It’s kind of like an ICBM, except WAY faster, non-nuclear, and the target doesn’t necessarily have to be big and stationary (like a whole city, or a military installation) in order to be shot at.

The Pentagon says “we” “need” a weapon system like PGS because of the “ever-evolving” “nature” of “threats” to “national security”. No mention of how complicated things get when our so-called enemies are forced to live under a purpose-built umbrella of instant death of human design. I wonder, do these Pentagon guys really want to live in the world they are creating? I don’t mean that rhetorically, I really do wonder that in the most practical way.

Feeling more than a little creeped out,
pinky

[ note from Bunny: I think you are missing the point on the question of motivation. To be able to strike down a rival person or group of people without having to actually fight them - can humans resist such God-like powers? ]

[ Pinky: I think there are plenty of human beings who would be happy to resist that kind of "power". ]

[ Bunny: This is an example of why you like human beings way more than I do. ]

[ Kim: How come you guys keep saying "human beings" when it's the U.S. that's actually making most of this stuff? ]

E-mail response from one of our readers:

Dear Cats, Thanks for your thoughts on the omnipotent killing device our military is planning. Unfotunately, we have a simillar system now known as UAV (Unmanned Aerial Vehicle). These can be flown in Afghanistan yet operated from Virginia, USA.  Imagine that, fly an unmanned plane around half way around the world, locate a target and “Take them out” all with just a joy stick. Then, hop in the car and hit Arbie’s for lunch and maybe run the Mustang through the car wash on the way back to the office. To kill some more. The problem I see is this fellow in Virginia keeps mistaking Wedding Parties in the dessert for terrorist meetings. It must be that the thinking is - who the heck would have a wedding in a dessert? They must be terrorists! (from Ian)

Pinky: Funny you should mention UAV. About a year ago (or was it two? I can’t even remember correctly) we were in the desert outside Las Vegas on the way back from visiting NTS (Nevada Test Site - by some standards the most heavily atomic-bombed place on this planet). We kept seeing these weird airplanes in the sky, at the time I remember thinking they looked like really big paper airplanes. After getting home we did some research and found out that those were MQ-9 Reapers flying out of Creech Air Force Base, Indian Springs, Nevada. We live so close to a major component of the U.S.’s War On Terror, “Remote Control Division”, and didn’t even know it.


photo from Wikipedia

The saddest part of this story is the death and dislocation this program has imposed on innocent civillians in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. It continues to be wrapped in an enormous lie, and most American people could care less. UAV stories here and here. ~ p.

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June 10th, 2009 (Wednesday)

Today in Congress

I know I spend a lot of time bad-mouthing American politicians - I don’t like them. Recently I’ve decided to stop watching those guys on CSPAN while I eat lunch - two times I threw up because of the ridiculous lies they heap upon the American people, not to mention the rest of the world. But once in a while someone has the audacity to say something honest and clear, like today, while debating the war supplemental:

“Iraq did not have weapons of mass destruction, had no intention or capability of attacking United States, had nothing to do with Al-Qaida’s role in 9/11, and each and every statement made by the previous administration in support of going to war turned out to be false.

“Yet here we are. A new administration and the same old war, with an expansion of the war in Afghanistan.  We cannot afford these wars. We cannot afford these wars spiritually.  They are wars of aggression and they are based on lies.  We cannot afford these wars financially. They add trillions to our national debt and destroy our domestic agenda. We cannot afford the human cost of these wars, the loss of lives of our beloved troops and the deaths of innocent civilians in Iraq, Afghanistan, and Pakistan. So, why do we do this? Why do we keep funding wars when they are so obviously against truth and justice and when they undermine our military?  These are matters of heart and conscience, which must be explored. Our ability to bring an end to these wars will be the real test of our power.” - Dennis Kucinich (D-OH)

This guy ran for president the past couple of times. It’s easy to see why he got pounded each time.

Bunny.

6/16 Update: Congress approves the funding. How did your representatives vote? (link to Office of the Clerk)

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