Drittens on the design of this shirt:

““I like ‘stupid gestures.’ For example this t-shirt - putting googly eyes on a historical photo is pretty stupid, right? A not-so-smart cat with no talent made this, but I think it’s okay for me to create this kind of silliness. Now if I were a highly-educated genius working with other scientists to create monsters capable of murdering the entire planet, that’s not a defensible activity.”

Small “hi Drittens” picture on the reverse-side, near the collar.

The shirt itself:

• Unisex “regular fit” is a standard length, classic-style t-shirt for everyday wear. It’s well-suited for a range of body types.

• This soft, high quality t-shirt is made by Bella + Canvas (USA, Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras). Here are their company statements on factory transparency (https://www.bellacanvas.com/factory-sustainability), corporate responsibility (https://www.bellacanvas.com/corporate-responsibility), and environmentally conscious manufacturing (https://www.bellacanvas.com/eco-manufacturing).

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)

• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)

• Pre-shrunk fabric

• Side-seamed construction

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping

• Please see the measurements illustration below for sizing information.

This item is made as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making things-on-demand (instead of in “bulk”) also vastly decreases efficiency while increasing per-unit costs, but it does help reduce overproduction and waste, which we think is very important! :-)